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3 years ago

I’m Sorry, He’s Cheating

Agonizingly difficult,
breathe into me the
capacity to
delicately
ease the distress of Wynona
finding out that
George
hasn’t been home
in weeks not because his
“job”
keeps him away for so
long, but because he and
Mary have run away to
New Zealand to
operate their own,
private bed & breakfast on the
quiet countryside of
Reefton. I know
she’ll scream…and

tears will definitely be in abundance.
Ugly
vernacular
will spill from her lips but a bit of
Xanax should do the trick, right? But oh!
You should come with me! What?  No?
Zip it! You’re coming!

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